Mirrored Reflective Lenses

For Regular Heads need wider?

Best for Running Laps Around Mortals

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LIMITED EDITION: GLASSES OF THE GODS

Hades gets a bad wrap. Let's compliment the God of the Dead.
1.GREAT ruler. The Underworld attracts more than 50 million permanent visitors a year!
2. HE HAS A DOGGO!!! When Cerberus gives Hades three-headed dog kisses, it's so cute.
3. He's not petty or vain. So he probably won't like these compliments. Oh well! Hades Gonna Hate*.
*These sunglasses won't slip or bounce while crossing the river Styx.

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NO SLIP. NO BOUNCE. ALL POLARIZED. ALL FUN.

1 NO SLIP

We use special grip coating to construct our frame to help eliminate slippage when sweating.

2 NO BOUNCE

Our frame, with its distinguished double nose bridge feature, is snug and light-weight, with a comfortable fit to prevent bouncing while running or crushing any workout.

3 ALL POLARIZED

Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.

4 NO DISSERTATION

No one has ever given a dissertation to a doctorate panel wearing PHGs. Yet.

5 AU/NZ LENS CATEGORY INFO

stay fly orinthologist orange circle double bridge polarized reflective sunglasses

INTRODUCING HADES GONNA HATE

Don't even ask him. Seriously.

You'll ferry allllll the way across the River Styx, trek to his wretched Underworld palace, stand in front of his huge onyx skull-ornamented throne to ask for his opinion, and it's a total WASTE. OF. TIME.

YOU KNOW what he's going to say...

Hades Gonna Hate

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